Flight got delayed for half an hour because the baggage scanning machine (has to be called the BS machine right?) was broken. Lamest excuse ever. Fortunately, Lori booked the flights with enough time in between that it wasn't an issue.
I did get sleepy while waiting and Lori asked if I wanted to use her horseshoe pillow sleeping device. It's promises to give the user a relaxing sleep, supporting ones head and giving the neck a chance to relax. You see, the horseshoe gives the illusion that should your head bob, the soft pillowy goodness will catch your head allowing the neck to relax. Turns out it doesn't. Either that or my head weighs way too much. In any case, all the horshshoe pillow did was give me a neck strain. Should have put the pillow through the bs machine!
One of the things I wanna do is pretend like I don't speak Spanish. I want to determine whether people here will be able to see past my Latino-ness and see that I feel Canadian, inside. Will the Chileans be able to see my maple-leafiness?
Time will tell!
Time will tell indeed, you Carl Sagan, you.
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